The Story
One day a guy looked at his portfolio and then at his pants and realized both were having the exact same problem. Sometimes up, sometimes down, sometimes refusing to do anything at all. He decided this is the universal human condition and minted a token about it. That guy is you. That token is $USD.
01
Everything Wobbles
Markets, knees, attention spans, dads who said they were going for cigarettes. Wobble is the natural state of the universe.
02
Honest Mascot
Most coins promise the moon. Our mascot promises maybe. Maybe today. Maybe never. We respect your time.
03
Therapy Coin
Buying $USD is cheaper than therapy and only slightly less effective. Pair it with a glass of water and emotional damage.